Capricorn August 2025

The Truth About August

Capricorn, the steady mountain you’ve been climbing feels more like a crumbling cliff face this month. Slipping with scree, covered in prickly shrubs, not good. The geo-zenith highlights your career, reputation, and long-term goals – but the foundation you’ve built your ambition on is shaking harder than you’d like. The universe is testing if your definition of success is really yours, or just a well-rehearsed act. Find out fast.

Pluto’s shadow looms large, stirring up buried fears about control and failure. Dwarf planets Ceres and Haumea toss in a cocktail of power struggles and forced reinvention. The message? You can’t scale a peak while clinging to old roles or outdated structures. It’s time to rewrite your blueprint for achievement – one that honours your limits and your needs, not just your drive.

Financially, this month warns against overextending – whether through investments, loans, or promises you can’t keep. Hard-earned stability is at risk if you ignore the warning signs. Career changes or public reckonings might feel like setbacks but are actually gateways to a more authentic path. Be open enough to trust them when you see them.

Relationships demand patience and real talk. Old resentments bubble under the surface, especially around work-life balance and who “wears the pants.” Your usual “fix it all” attitude won’t cut it here – vulnerability is your best power move, even if it scares you. Here you need to change- and quickly to keep what you have.

The takeaway: Capricorn, you’re not a robot. The mountain won’t respect your hustle if your foundation is made of sand. Time to build from the ground up, re-asses or keep falling back.

Gemini August 2025

The Truth About August

Gemini, August is the month when your infamous duality gets an extreme cosmic spotlight – no hiding behind witty chatter or shiny distractions this time. Your geo-zenith sky is packed with dwarf planets and archetypal bodies clustering around your communication and thought zones, including Orcus and Quaoar, stirring some deep-seated mental upheaval.

Expect your mind to feel like a stormy newsroom, breaking headlines and conspiracy theories all at once. This is not a time for half-baked ideas or surface-level thinking. The cosmos demands you dive into uncomfortable truths, especially around your inner conflicts, sibling or neighbour relationships, and the stories you tell yourself to stay sane.

Your charm and quicksilver intellect remain your best weapons, but beware: this month also tests your integrity. Venus and Mercury’s tricky dance suggests some misinformation or misunderstandings may fly around like airborne viruses – sniff them out, fact-check ruthlessly, or risk getting infected.

On the emotional front, the double-edged sword of your heart swings wildly. You may feel torn between staying safe in familiar social circles and chasing new, potentially risky connections. Deep ancestral themes hit your solar third house, implying that unresolved family patterns around communication and trust could bubble up. Don’t brush these off as “just a phase.”

The takeaway: Gemini, if your brain were a browser, it’s running 37 tabs – and you forgot which one’s playing the podcast. Time to close the gossip window and focus before you accidentally spill tea all over yourself.

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